My Next Boyfriend Is Going To Be A Cop

Maybe I just keep getting lucky but, lately all the cops I have been seeing are FINE AS HELL!

Like GQ fine.

I'm finna get me one. Well a new one at least. Without the "shortcomings" preferrably, smh.

I remember when the idea of NYC cop evoked fat, greasy, racist, bastard but these days...when I hear "Call the cops!" I'm like "OK!" because it feels like an on call Chippendales performance. Is it okay to bag a cop on their beat? Because I saw these three fine ass cops today and they were giving me the major eye. I'm talking the definition of tall, dark and handsome. The kind of boys that you only see playing basketball or in movies fine. Anyone of them couldve got it but, I didn't know if it was appropriate to initiate the subtle cat and mouse mating eye contact game since they were working.

Shiiiiit! Got me singing Mr. Officer, wee ooh wee!