The Truth About Girls: Snoopers

Although some women snoop of out sheer insecurity, normally women resort to snooping for one main reason. We think you’re creeping. But, hey we've been predestined with the task of providing stability in our relationships and sometimes by any irrational means necessary.

So, let’s reflect briefly on the two types of snoopers.

There are Blatant Snoopers and then there are the Snoopers On A Mission.

The Blatant Snooper:
1. Visits your myspace and/or facebook pages for inappropriate comments
2. Keeps abreast of your recent status updates and newly uploaded photos

This kind of snooper wants to know how you're representing yourself to your peers and the general public. She’ll want to keep track and keep you in check on how you're interacting with other females ensuring you don't cross the line of disrespectful.

The Snooper On A Mission:
1. She’ll leave outlandish and/or overtly personal and “cutesy” comments of her own (yep, that’s snooping) because her goal is to stir a frenzy amongst any existing cohorts you might have causing them to “show” themselves
2. She’ll attempt to hack into one of your accounts to read your incoming and outgoing messages (that’s definitely snooping)
3. She’ll even attempt contacting one of your "friends" for "questioning" by sending “an innocent” friend request, etc. (that’s some crazy shit right there)

This kind of snooper is trying to prove a point. You’ve more than likely given her a reason to snoop and she’s out to mark her territory...publicly.

Now how each snooper reacts to evidence of creeping varies as personality type plays a defining role at this point. Is she sweet, charmingly sassy but slightly coy and adores Beyonce? These are the snoopers that will more than likely turn to hacking, questioning and internet stalking. She’s the type of girl who’ll take pride in not appearing to have lost her cool so she’ll do her dirt secretly. Is your lady friend outspoken, fiery, opinionated and is a Lil Kim fan? (Which one are you Cee? LOL) Then she’ll most likely be the chick to bring it to your neck directly with an ugly confrontation, phone call, voicemail or text message. This type of girl takes pride in not hiding her flaws. She’d rather be “not be made a fool of"... publicly.

But, no matter what kind of snooper you have just don’t give us a reason to. Becoming unnecessarily irate by us paying an innocent surprise visit to your place or freaking at the thought of us glancing at your caller ID will only signal to us a code RED.