Subject: Riding The Sexpress

Fellas, that shit is not cool. No woman wants to have sex with a man who's gonna come in two minutes or, in some cases, before y'all even start. (Trust me it's possible, e.g. Coming in your pants while she's undressing you. SMH.) All it translates to, is a waste of time for both parties involved. Even to a female with the proper ukku (ukku=pussy, Jamaican Slang), this is unacceptable. Nevertheless, drink some Guiness or Irish Sea Moss or something because you are guaranteed to be put on the 'Do Not Call' list with that one.

Hip Hop Quote: "Break me off, show me what you got, cause I don't want no one minute man", -Missy Elliot, 'One Minute Man'


Teneille said... @ December 8, 2008 at 5:12 PM

The worst is before you even get to the getting, smfh :-/. That's some straight up just kill yourself shit.

Shaina said... @ December 8, 2008 at 7:04 PM

Smh...these fools need to head to the gym or something. Build some stamina, rum punch doesnt work.

Kwan Lee said... @ December 8, 2008 at 10:44 PM


Cee you always make me laugh with your posts. You know I gotta rep for the fellas and put something on my site to counter that though...

"If I was a one minute man it would be the best 60 seconds of your life" - Jay-Z

Anonymous said... @ December 9, 2008 at 5:00 PM

I'm giggling right now! So dudes do such a thing and do try and make up for it somehow? Here's what I've come up with for them?...

A. Do the oral smash so that way she'll be so hot, u could go 5 seconds and it wouldnt matter(idk if this will actually work, but in theory...)

B. Buy her something to keep her occupied until u can charge back up for round ___(insert #)___

C. You came, don't panic... Ur finger never comes! :D bwahaha!

... I'm not really an expert here so, (cause I don't have this problem :) ... Scorpio nerds > Scorpios > nerds > _____)if ur having this problem male(or lady for ur male), read and use ur *spongbob voice* IMAAAAGINAAAATION...

E-Rich said... @ December 9, 2008 at 6:23 PM

Yeah, yeah, we already know about that, but what if we go for too long? Don't say "The pussy must not be that good" because that's rarely the case.

If you still feel like it's nigga that owe you sex, I can pay that with interests ;).

Let me stop, I have work to do.

Teneille said... @ December 9, 2008 at 7:53 PM

Yall make me sick, lolololol

@ Kicks
I'm a grown ass woman baby. This aint high school no ones wet behind the ears...the girls dem want STAMINA and PENETRATION. Finger? Niggggggga! My cootie will yawn and fall the fuck asleep a dude try to get me off with that bullshit.

@E Rich
Sexathons aint poppin either. If I'm too winded to get the dirty talk out, I'm fucking done son and you...YOU GOTTA CHILLLLLLL!

Anonymous said... @ December 10, 2008 at 6:37 AM

@ Teneille

As I said I'm not the slacker at hand,lol. And as for ur "cootie"... Shut up,lol :)

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