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Subject: Drunken Hot Girl

It has been my experience that a certain amount of alcohol consumption can lead to a lot of things. Sex is definitely one of those things. The alcohol decreases your inhibitions and there you are giving head in the someone else's bathroom. SMH. Also ladies, I know that you probably feel like some revved up sex kitten when you're inebriated, but many of times, that is the exact opposite. Instead we end up with our words slurred, eyes blurred and sooner or later stomach purged. It doesn't stop there, imagine waking up after a night of drunken sex, next to an ugg mug who's breath is burning the eyebrows off your face.

So please ladies, try not to get drunk and have sex, at least for your eyebrows' sake.

Hip-Hop Quote: Da da da da da, that's how the fuck you sound, you Drunken Hot Girl. -Kanye West, Drunken Hot Girl


Teneille said... @ November 26, 2008 at 8:40 AM

"Da da da da da, that's how the fuck you sound, you drunken hot girl" this is the funniest shit I read all week! LMAO!

Mr Sykes said... @ November 28, 2008 at 4:29 PM

Flash to all my bathroom episodes...and never in my house LOL...Funny ..I was rolling

E-Rich said... @ December 2, 2008 at 12:56 AM

I had sex with my girlfriend when she was drunk before. It was hot but she seriously scratched the shit out of my back. I bled! I BLED!

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