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Shaina: Yo
Teneille: My legs look amazing right now!
Shaina: [AWAY] Im so bored I could fucking die! *lights cigarette and falls out window*
Shaina: ~Life goes on~
Teneille: Away: OFF!
[AVAILABLE] Available
Shaina: Did u nair them or something?
Teneille: Buffed them
Teneille: With a buffer hand mit, they're glistening
Teneille: What were u doing? Hand me one of them cigarettes
Shaina: Buff?
Shaina: With a buffer?
Teneille: They have hair remover buffer systems, get it at duane reade
Teneille: Or rite aid, everywhere
Teneille: They're much better than nair, no smell
Shaina: Lmao
Teneille: Seriously, I wish I had a smoke sooooo bad right now :-/
Teneille: My brain is clouded
Shaina: Word
Shaina: Im watching Superbad
Shaina: Waiting for the sandman to whisk me into dreamland
Shaina: I feel like im hungry tho
Teneille: Its early sorta I guess
Shaina: Ooooo
Teneille: I'm depressed...I feel like biggie...mo money mo problems...its getting lonely on the way up
Shaina: Mmmm
Shaina: I wish I had someone to call my lover
Shaina: *maybe we'll meet at a bar, he'll drive a funky car*
Teneille: All I listen to is the back to black album and the my life album, I feel like I'm walking around with a loaded gun in my mouth and some unexpected passerby is gonna bump me and blow me to pieces
Teneille: Oh shit! Hoodlum is on!!!! I love this fucking movie!!
Shaina: *sigh* ---------------------- 11:39 pm ----------------------
Shaina: Lol
Teneille: Oh boyyy bumpie johnson's home!
Shaina: That's why I've been going to bed so early
Teneille: I figured that
Shaina: Figure if I sleep I won't have to deal with it
Teneille: Sighhhh
Teneille: And mo sigh
Shaina: I should've went to church today
Shaina: Indeed
Shaina: Word
Teneille: Yesterday when we were waiting for my ziti, the dude was justa talking and I was just staring at his mouth
Teneille: Idk what he was saying
Teneille: I was completely removed
Teneille: NYSD has officially relocated to the dark and lonely place
Shaina: Yea...
Shaina: I've been a zombie @ work
Teneille: Zombie is the perfect word to describe this funk
Teneille: *cue anonymous*
Teneille: Damn when did we even start caring this much?
Teneille: Sigh

3 comments

$port said... @ November 10, 2008 at 7:59 PM

i can go on and on about Hoodlum, yo...i take that DVD with me everytime i travel, i swear...

the incident with the 'almonds' on Bumpy's sundae...he slapped the cold shit outta that kid...

Francine catching a body in the bathroom....

and the Bump charmed Francine from the get-go was classic...

'I'm a colored man and these white folks and left nothin' for me but the Underworld...'

..word

Kawaan said... @ November 10, 2008 at 8:17 PM

if only yall was on tv........

Kidsister said... @ November 15, 2008 at 4:38 PM

Im dying laughing at "All I listen to is the back to black album and the my life album, I feel like I'm walking around with a loaded gun in my mouth and some unexpected passerby is gonna bump me and blow me to pieces."
HAHAHAHAHAHAH U ASS

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