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Mickey Factz asks…I want to know how often y’all talk about sex? Are you guys as in depth as us? Are ya'll as freaky as us? Do ya'll secretly plot to seduce us? Break it down!

Well Mickey, here’s the breakdown! Women are more inclined to spill the most explicit details of their escapades on two occasions, when it’s really bad and when it’s really good.

It’s no secret that women are emotional beings. So naturally we’re quicker to dish when our emotional needs during sex are either met or missed. If you fell short (no pun intended) of both of our expectations, chances are…we told. But, we’re more than likely to give it another shot as first times can be awkward. Strike Two? We’re internally screaming “Are You Kidding Me?!” Chances are we hate your guts by now and our friends have become our only outlet for support before the inevitable ugly breakup. But, if you hit a home run, chances are we texted our BFF a “:)” as soon you slipped away to the bathroom.

What are some of the things we tell? Of course your size, if you “slutted yourself out” (went down the first time), if you “fumbled” (slid out didn’t notice and tried to penetrate my thigh and/or backdoor :-/), if you are a cuddler, hair puller, dirty talker. We can get pretty gritty especially with our closest friends. Are we as freaky as you guys? I doubt it, highly. Although, in a serious relationship we’d more than likely be open to your fantasies (no third parties included) we’d like to be the one to initiate the unconventional lovemaking. It gives us a sense of control and lets us set the limits to how far we’re comfortable with going. Now if you seem to be slightly too interested in some kinky experimenting, it can be a major turnoff to us. We automatically (whether we admit it out loud or not) will wonder if you’re a down-low brother. We hear the statistics and what might seem to you as some good ol’ freaky fun might set off a dooming gay-dar alarm. And we definitely secretly plan to seduce you. From the first time we see you and our pheromones are activated we are already planning the whens, the hows and the maneuvers (if applicable). Although the first time we’ll probably play it safe only using our tried-and-true tricks and muscles, we already have our first year’s worth of romps in the hay etched into our brains.

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E-Rich said... @ October 31, 2008 at 9:59 AM

Man, I started working at the same job my girlfriend worked at (Which she recently quit) and EVERY GIRL THERE knows about me and not just from visiting from time to time. I almost feel like a piece of meat.

Teneille said... @ October 31, 2008 at 11:04 AM

That is hilarious! Yeah we talk boo!

brian said... @ October 31, 2008 at 3:25 PM

damn. thanks for the break down. *makes a phone call*

Kawaan said... @ October 31, 2008 at 5:44 PM

So yall do plan these things. I thought the old heads were lying

Teneille said... @ October 31, 2008 at 9:16 PM

@kawaan It's called being attracted to someone, we're just a little more thought out

Good Life said... @ November 3, 2008 at 5:14 PM

gOOOd Info.....I look forward to more

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