So, Shaina and I have become addicted to this site Tales From A Groupie. Honestly, I don't know what's so exciting about reading people's sex tales but, damn it sure is addictive. I even leave comments. One time I left a comment asking if the ball player it was about wrote it himself because it was too perfect. Anyway, Friday night during a major all night work session, Shaina, Camillia, Patrice, Keisha and myself got to sharing our own groupie fantasies and for some of us *ahem* Shaina *coughs* our groupie realities (lol). My standpoint...it's all good until your ass is the groupie tale. I can get real free during sex and I would hate to be Jackie-O'd.

They laughed at my misfortune. My tale would probably go something like this...

"Ayo, we went back to her crib, she live in the hood for real and shit. Like wild far out in East New York, I ain't know if she was trying to set me up or not so I texted my mans her address and shit. Anyway so we get in the door that shit was squeaky as hell and she had maddd shoes all over the place, she like the hood Carrie chick from Sex and The City. I think I saw a mouse too, shit was crazy. We bout to get it poppin and shit and yo she had a big ass box of lube on the side of the bed. Some real freak shit. She got a little tummy though and mad stretch marks on her ass for a slim chick but, she got a nice ride d!ck. I'd give her a 5 out of 5. She could work it. She made me eat but, she was acting stingy talking about "brains is for boyfriends" and shit but, it was all good."

So, just in case I end up dropping an album or getting a lead role in a movie or making it into the NBA next year, I beat any dude I ever jumped off with to the punch. HA!

Posted by Teneille


Sofia said... @ May 4, 2009 at 8:42 AM

This is just like the final scene in 8Mile and Rabbit goes in on himself so well, his opponent has nothing to say. It was on last night, so....

Mr. Sykes said... @ May 4, 2009 at 12:25 PM

Why lord why! did I read this at work I was dying! The Hood Carrie form sex and the city word!

I was surprised you even wrote some mess like this lol

Teneille said... @ May 4, 2009 at 2:58 PM

Just in case somebody try to get fly off me, smh

N.Kisses* said... @ May 4, 2009 at 5:13 PM

i love that site....
but ya are really funny...lol
i think i saw a mouse, rotf!

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