You Gotta Chill is a phrase we use everyday around here. With so many "You Gotta Chill" moments these last few weeks, we figured we'd make it easier on you boys by giving you the Top 10 You Gotta Chill situations...
1. If you're using Twitter as means of stalking me (see graphic)
2. We haven't slept together, you're not my fucking dude but, you're questioning me (see graphic)
3. You're going on my MySpace to see what I'm up to because you don't want to ask me yourself (see graphic)
4. If I have slept with you and you haven't heard from me (see graphic)
5. If you make more money than me but, you're asking me for bread (see graphic)
6. Wanna borrow the car? No money for gas though? (see graphic)
7. If I haven't gave you the ass yet (see graphic)
8. So you're "THE MAN" huh? But, you live at home with your Mom's (see graphic)
9. If you're going down and my love still hasn't come down (see graphic)
10. What time is it? Why are you calling me? (see graphic)


Good Life said... @ December 1, 2008 at 4:40 PM

This seems to be turning into a male-bashing blog. You ladies kill guys on here........No behavior

Teneille said... @ December 1, 2008 at 4:48 PM

These are the cold lessons you need to hear! It aint all good all the time and there's alot of cornballs out there representing ur sex! Dont become one of them :). Take our advice.

Shaina said... @ December 1, 2008 at 5:18 PM

lol @ no behavior...You must be west indian..hahahaha

We dont bash men here! We love them!

Good Life said... @ December 1, 2008 at 7:21 PM

So where is the nice-guy post? I know there are a lot of knuckle-heads running around, but I also know a lot of dudes who are doing their mother-fing thing!

Its all love though. I luv you ladies

Teneille said... @ December 1, 2008 at 7:47 PM

Wow Good Life! You're like a fucking psychic or something...its coming, trust it is!

brian said... @ December 2, 2008 at 12:22 AM

We dont bash men here! We love them!

only on MWF

E-Rich said... @ December 2, 2008 at 12:39 AM

I resent the 8th one. I'm in college. . .

Anonymous said... @ December 4, 2008 at 9:40 PM

1. ...Its only stalking if there's a dead cat in ur microwave(check glen close)

2. Lol
3. Don't put so much on myspace and we won't have the problem at hand. (Ha!)
4. Super Duper LOLZ
5. I just copped a Benz and I'm a lil broke... I'm testing u, u failed(super ha!)
6. Don't give me a car on E, u know I'm in college
7.Ha! Yea, they gotta chill. No funnies for this one
8. Ok I was laughing til we got here,lol. Its my house and my mom lives with me :) ...
9.Maybe he thought it would help?! Ha! He gotta chill
10. ...My bad my clock is broken.

P.S: ... Dude if u gave those answers... Ur a lame :) (other than number 8)

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