Me and Shaina always make fun of Cee. But, Cee feels that we (me in particular) have been making fun of her publicly as of late here on B+C. This morning Shaina called me in stitches over the below post (Cece vs. Christina Milian). Honestly, I wasn’t trying to play Cee but, to even the score my “punishment” was to air some of my embarrassing truths. I couldn’t find any embarrassing photos so Shaina being the objective third party in this case has forced me to spill these five embarrassing habits and moments of mine.

Are we even Cee?!

1. I’m the worst customer ever. If I don’t like the way you’re speaking to me or attending to me in a restaurant, clothing store, cab, etc., I will curse you out, leave and never go back. I get very ignorant with who gets my money and I demand to be treated with respect as your patron. Customer service is very important to me. And Cee and Shaina apparently imitate me when I get like this also. SMFH!

2. This is a tough one. Sigh. One night we went to club. I had just did laundry and somehow I had a pair of drawers stuck in the leg of my pants. I didn’t iron and I just put them on not noticing until I got to the club. I hate that story.

Shaina’s loving this right now.

3. When I’m feeling down I watch Breakfast at Tiffany’s. With a tiara on.

4. I’m paranoid about smells. If I pass a dumpster or smell onions or some other terrible fumes, I stop speaking because I’m afraid the fumes will get in mouth and I’ll taste it.

This is wild embarrassing. Sigh.

5. I never, ever thought I’d admit this last one and I almost don’t want too but Shaina insists. One time my ex and I had an argument at his apartment. It was a really nasty snow and rainstorm that day and he kicked me out with my heavy ass computer tower in front of his friends. He waited until I fell asleep in the bed so he could wake me up and start with me, then he could kicked me out, bastard. My friends always openly HATED him for me. To stop myself from crying I called Shaina as I was getting dressed. My boots were still disgusting from sludging through the snow * Shaina just yelled OH YEAH!* and between Shaina’s convincing and his endless and embarrasing chastising, I stomped out his bed when he left the room. Like literally jumped all over it. It was all Shaina’s idea. I feel terrible about it.

Shooting myself now.

I’m not posting for the rest of the week. Fuck y’all bitches.


Anonymous said... @ December 9, 2008 at 4:36 PM

LMAO! Really hard at the smells and tiara :D

Teneille said... @ December 9, 2008 at 5:23 PM

:-/ u used to be my homie Kicks

E-Rich said... @ December 9, 2008 at 6:18 PM

"When I’m feeling down I watch Breakfast at Tiffany’s. With a tiara on."


This blog is going to ruin some friendships.

Teneille said... @ December 9, 2008 at 7:29 PM

Lol @ E Rich

Nah after 15 years of each other and branding ourselves with the same tattoos its gonna take DEATH to part us

Anonymous said... @ December 10, 2008 at 6:33 AM

:) (Its good to know u are a person, because u could've fooled me, goddess)...hehe(I'm the recovery man,lol)

$port said... @ December 10, 2008 at 2:05 PM

i would've paid top dollar to see dude's face the second after he saw what you did to his bed lmao....

Teneille said... @ December 10, 2008 at 2:12 PM


He never found out...well now he knows :-/

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