Are you a Sweater?

Easy answer is a Sweater is a guy (wouldn't know if it applies to girls) who sweats during sex. When the gettin is good, we all bust a little sweat..Its human! But Sweaters are way more extreme. They sweat profusely during sex, especially when there isn't much work being done. Im talking about ran on a treadmill for an hour sweat after a few pumps.

Is there a gland problem Im unaware of? I've had a Sweater and it was to the point where sex was almost gross. Sweat beads would fall from his forehead as he leaned in for a kiss...and all you can do is pray it doesnt drop into your eye! Is there proper sweat etiquette...if a sweat bead lands on my face can I wipe it off without seeming like a total asshole? Can I keep a towel handy and wipe the sweat off for him? Is it hot in here or is it just him? Is he self-conscious at the fact that Im showing no signs of being even remotely as hot as he is?

I cringe just thinking about it!


Beautiful said... @ November 24, 2008 at 11:37 PM

You a hot mess girl! (no pun intended, lol) but i feel you...I've had a "Sweater" b4....I say dodge them beads of sweat like bullets cuz sweat in your eye stings!

Kidsister said... @ November 25, 2008 at 10:01 AM

HA! I'm dying right nowwwwwwwwwww..hehehehehehee

$port said... @ November 25, 2008 at 10:12 AM

maaaan this was classiiiiic lmao...how did it even get THERE?!?

Teneille said... @ November 25, 2008 at 12:09 PM

Yeah that shit is whack. It's like getting caught in an unexpected rainstorm. Ewww!

Kawaan said... @ November 25, 2008 at 10:19 PM

Why yall don't talk about the female sweaters? There are a lot of yall out there....

Camillia Tamar said... @ November 26, 2008 at 7:02 AM

Could you believe my first was a sweater, worst experience of my life. When the bead dropped on me I thought I was gonna DIE! Assault with a sweatty weapon. lol

Good Life said... @ November 26, 2008 at 1:37 PM

Wait…….Wait…..Wait. I AM A SWEATER and have always been. And I am not ashamed for it has never (never) got in the way of my action. I have to admit, it isn’t the best of the things to add in the bedroom (or…..) Throughout the years I have developed a few techniques…..lol. So fellas don’t feel insecure or none of that shit. If you hitting it right, a lil sweat aint gonna stop anything. But here are a few tips to keep your sweat in check:

-Have something to wipe yo dam head…..towel, wife-beater, blanket, etc.
Trust…..it is a bitch to have sweat in your eyes during sex

-If you’re sweating that bad, switch positions. Don’t be all in her face when you know you’re dripping. Switch to doggy…..you can wipe all you want and she doesn’t even know because she’s faced the other way

-Lastly don’t allow the sweat to take control. If you’re sweating, don’t get all insecure about it. Concentrate harder and tear that azz up. She may still talk about your sweaty ass, but she’ll invite you back…..only this time she’ll have something to wipe your sweaty ass with

Ight….Im starting to feel like Dr Phil-Goode…lol

GoodLife out……fisthenewe.blogspot.com

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